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Burn the Haystack
Stop Wasting Time on People Who Were Never Going to Meet Your Needs
Pre-order Burn the Haystack and join Jennie Young for an exclusive virtual event—a real-time moment together in conversation before the book launches to the world.
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Pre-order and submit your proof of purchase to join Jennie for a virtual book talk on April 6, 2026. This moderated Q&A will include a reading, interview-style conversation, and live rhetorical breakdowns of real dating app interactions. Can't make it live? You'll get the recording.
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About Burn the Haystack
If you've ever asked yourself "Am I overthinking it?" or "Should I just give him a chance?"—the answer is no. Hell no.
Jennie Young's engaging system empowers you to sort through profiles quickly and effectively, preserving both time and sanity. With its blend of scathing humor and academic rigor, Burn the Haystack is so much more than a dating tool. It gives you the skills to break down communication from the classroom to the boardroom and everywhere in between, and the confidence to approach life with a deeper, more powerful level of understanding.
This book is for you if you're tired of
Second-guessing your gut when a profile feels off
Wasting energy on people who show you exactly who they are (and you ignore it)
The emotional whiplash of dating apps designed to keep you swiping, not connecting
Feeling "too picky" for wanting someone who can meet your actual needs
